I NEED A NEW BUM

I need a new bum!
Mine's got a crack.
I can see in the mirror
a crack in the back.

What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum?

The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

ISBN: 9780947506186
Imprint: Oratia Books
Publication Date: 18 October 2016
Dimensions: 215mm x 230mm
Weight: 160g
No. Of Pages: 32